Thursday Morning Dump

This is the funniest story you will read this morning; woman stalking an Iowa football player; 81 year old man runs a marathon, stops in the middle to have a catheter drain his bladder, finishes the race, and now may be disqualified - and his name is the best part; Australians are serious drinkers, apparently; fundraising brothel gets sued; I don't think that is worth $9 million; Somali pirates confuse French navy ship with a cargo ship; big dog.

- Lance Stephenson has a new nickname.

- Rod Odom committed to Arizona.

- Depressing read on the death of a Samford basketball player. Another one on Alex Gonzalez's three year old son.

- UCLA forward James Keefe is out 4-6 weeks with a shoulder injury.

- Its official: Jeannine Edwards doesn't hate Kentucky.

- Yup, basketball is back.

- Top 10 hits in pee-wee football.

- Former NY chief judge will lead investigation into Binghamton athletics.

- OK State wideout Dez Bryant has been suspended by the NCAA.

- Marcus and Brian Giles seem like stand-up guys.

- Tough way to lose a football game.



- Wait until the 1:20 mark, and keep and eye on the guy in the black dress with black hair. Yes, the guy.



- Rush Limbaugh says basketball is "the favorite sport of gangs".



- Lady Gaga on MTV's Boiling Points.