Saturday, June 4, 2011

POSTERIZED: The Masked Dunker in "The Last Leap"

John Williams is the best leaper in the country.

Period.

End of story.

No questions asked.

If you followed B.I.A.H on a frequent basis during the regular season, then you know that we hyped up the 6-foot-4 super-freak from UNC-Asheville, more appropriately known as "The Mask Dunker". Williams became a weekly fixture on SportCenter's "Top Plays", and was a finalist in the NCAA Slam Dunk Contest before getting robbed by crooked judging.

But now, some two months after @JumpinJohnny21 retired the mask, the mild-mannered John Williams returned to perform a feat that neither Blake Griffin or Kobe Bryant could accomplish.

He went and jumped over the roof of a car.



Williams' car-jump was held at the grand opening of the Crons Performance Mentality Store in Franklin, Tennessee.

If you remember correctly, back in 2009 Kobe Bryant fabricated a video to make it look like he was jumping over a speeding Aston Martin. Yes it looked cool, but it wasn't real.

At the NBA All-Star Weekend 2011, Blake Griffin "won" the Slam Dunk Contest by dunking over the hood of a Kia Optima. Yes it's true. Technically he did jump over a car. But we all know that he didn't clear the roof.

But Williams, the man who carried the B.I.A.H POSTERIZED franchise for the entire season, came up large. I don't care if the car was a soft-top convertible. I can guarantee the top of the roof was higher that the hood of Blake Griffin's Kia. So to say that "The Masked Dunker" replicated Blake Griffin's dunk would be a false statement. He went and one-up'd him.

It would be a shame if Williams' talents go to waste. The dude is a 6-foot-4 small forward yet holds the school record for blocks (255) and is ranked fourth in Big South Conference history. There must be a team somewhere in the world who can use Williams' talents (and marketability).

So for all the agents, ad agencies, pro teams, scouts and anybody looking for a "Human Highlight Reel", hire John Williams. He has the full support of the B.I.A.H Staff and we would be more than willing to write a glowing recommendation (Or you can just watch his YouTube videos and see for yourself).

After all, it would be unjust of us not to repay the man who helped make the 2010-2011 season a success for Ballin' is a Habit.


1 comment:

Queen said...

This is the best article ever! Thank you for believing in John!