Friday Morning Dump

15 signs of a dysfunctional office; United retires 737; No ski mask? No problem; A Galaxy far far away; Asta la vista, SanFran; Hip-hop isn't tolerated at Utah McDonalds; The funniest list you'll see all day; Porn or public service?; 15 awesome photos; Drive-by groin-kicking; 5-year-old hero; Really? I would have expected this to happen already; Place bets on ESPN sex scandals

- We talked about this possibility Wednesday, and yesterday the NCAA Board of Directors board passed recruiting reform package

- A-Rod has been un-clutch his whole life

- Nascar driver ate tacos, maybe ESPN's Greise was right?

- More on cross country "wardrobe malfunction"

- Karen Syphers is denied psych exam

- Despite Teague and Johnson going pro, Wake Forest is still good

- The Dagger breaks down Florida International

- California first in Pac-10 preseason rankings

- Colorado's Shannon Sharpe is having season-ending knee surgery.

- Which USC?

- Stanford's Jeremy Green is suspended indefinitly

- Naismith Award top 50 is unveiled

- Andy Katz on Georgetown's key to sucess

- Mike DeCourcy's breakdown of top 25

- Seth Davis on the "flop" rule

- The best backcourt in the country? Mizzou's Mike Anderson thinks he has it

- Adreian Payne chooses Michigan State

- A preview of the Southern Conference

- Indiana aint scurred of nobody

- Jay-Z and Alicia Keys from the World Series last night



- Is it bad that I find this video hilarious?