Friday Morning Dump

23 laptops, 14 iPhones, 9 iPod Touches, 31 seconds; break-in caught on tape and now on youtube; that's a pretty serious argument over crack; bank denies armless man over thumbprints; this girl is still relevant?; Rick Fox on Melrose Place.

- Yup, Evan Turner will be playing the point next season.

- I like this idea, it will be interesting to see if it catches on.

- Enes Kanter leaving Findlay Prep.

- Will htis be the year St. John's breaks through?

- Memphis to appeal ruling in Rose case.

- Sweet jerseys.

- Top 23 Michael Jordan fails.

- Bruce Bowen will have a legacy.

- EDSBS with the best commentary on the punch heard 'round the world: "Video after the jump. He's as completely suspended as Byron Hout was completely bitchmade by Blount’s sucker punch. Unsportsmanlike? Oh, certainly. Dirty? Completely, yes, but shit, would you so much as step on Blount's shadow without his permission now? Somewhere he and Ron Artest are walking through a suburban mall right now punching people in the face randomly and talking about how awesome smoothies are. "They’re the shit." BLA-DOW!!!"

- Owner fires two sons.

- College football personality test.

- NFL QB with a learning disability.

- How the internet has helped minor league baseball.

- Soccer player struck by lightening loses leg.

- I kind of hate these videos, but tune in until the end - the last shot is awesome.



- Blowing up some buldings.



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