Friday Morning Dump

- The must-read of the day comes from Jeff Goodman. He fills us in on what super-conferences will look like in three years. Speaking of Goodman, some people weren't happy with his mini-twitter rant about Perry Ellis

- The fake @DanBeebe may be the best fake twitter account ever (And that cobra from the Bronx Zoo is pretty hilarious)

- A fantastic-read on Big East hypocrisy, a comparison between 2003 and 2011

- It's official: UConn and Arizona will play on a boat in 2012

- Brett McMurphy believes that expansionocalypse will lead to standings realignment

- Archie Goodwin continues to let people know that his decision to attend Kentucky was probably "all about da money"

- Joe Lunardi believes the Big-12 is now the Nation's premier hoops conference (Insiders Only). National Hoops Report provides more on the future of Big-12 Hoops

- If Arizona wants to have success similar to last season, they will have to rely heavily on the play of freshman

- UNLV guard Chase Stanback will be suspended just one game for his DUI arrest back in May
- Diamond Leung tells us not to sleep on Utah State (The Aggie Student Section won't allow anybody to sleep on them)

- Don't think that expansionocalypse doesn't affect the weaker power-conference teams, because it does

- A great-read on the influence, or lack thereof than fans have in recruiting

- Thanks to the lockout, NBA coaches have some extra time to share their knowledge with college coaches

- Kemba and Jimmer finally shared the court together

- Getting cut from the Team USA roster provided motivation for UConn sophomore Shabazz Napier

- Notre Dame coach Mike Brey wants the Irish to remain in the Big East

- Former-Oklahoma guard Michael Neal helps Jeff Eisenberg preview the Big-XII

- A good-read on what Christian Watford and Will Sheehey want to provide the Hoosiers with in 2011-2012

- Louisville-great "Never Nervous" Pervis Ellison begins a new career as a high school coach

- Norvell Pelle has not decommited from St. John's, as reported earlier

- Boston University has released their full schedule, notable tilts include Texas, Villanova and Boston College

- A look at the top statistical returners to the Big Sky Conference

- Creighton's "Bluejay Madness" will be one of the Midnight Madness events covered by ESPN. Speaking of Creighton, Andy Katz believes it isn't long before the Blue Jays return to prominence in the MVC

- Albany has made some recent coaching moves

- Former-Iowa guard Dean Oliver has been named assistant coach at North Dakota

- Get to know Xavier's reserve forward Griffin McKenzie

Two things to note in this video: 1) Kobe Bryant haning out with the cross country team, and 2) Mike Wilder's epic afro. Oh and the dude doing "The Bernie" at the end.