Tuesday, October 26, 2010

2010-2011 B.I.A.H All-Name Team

The Naismith Watch List has been released, as have the Preseason All-American teams and most conference polls. So it makes obvious sense that now is the perfect time to present our 2010-2011 B.I.A.H All-Name Team.

Here at B.I.A.H, we consider ourselves masters of the unnecessary. I might not be able to tell you what Butler's RPI was last season nor can I decipher the Sagarin or KenPom rankings. But I can tell you that the mascot of Mississippi Valley State is the Delta Devil, and that Chief Kickingstallionsims is a proud graduate of Alabama State University.

Last year's B.I.A.H All-Name Team was pretty fantastic, but I still feel as though I left out a bunch of names that just shouldn't go unmentioned. I scoured every D-1 roster and this year we've upped the ante, with close to 150 names that will make you chuckle every time you look at a stat sheet.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, the 2010-2011 B.I.A.H All-Name Team Selections

B.I.A.H. All-Name First Team

  • Bracken Funk – Fresno State
  • Ivory McGilvery – Texas Pam-Am
  • Orion Outerbridge – Rhode Island
  • An’Juan Wilderness – Charlotte
  • Bak Bak - California
  • Hippolyte Tsafack - Memphis*
  • Alibaba Odd - Delaware State*
You know there's more after the jump. (Ed. Note: The *'s = BIAH Fails. Who else did we miss?)

B.I.A.H. All-Name Second Team
  • Brockeith Pane – Utah State
  • Claybrin McMath - Bryant
  • Elhanan Bone – UNC-Greensboro
  • Gideon Gamble - Winthrop
  • Jabs Newby – Eastern Kentucky

B.I.A.H. All-Name Third Team
  • Antuan Bootle – Sam Houston State
  • Delrico Lane – Tennessee-Martin
  • Antonio Bumpus – Utah State
  • Levi Knutson - Colorado
  • Onochie Ochie - Southeastern Louisiana

B.I.A.H. All-Name Fourth Team
  • Junior Treasure - Texas Southern
  • Kanbunga Tshinga Kasamba – Chicago State
  • Keaton Nankivil – Wisconsin
  • Beloved Rogers – Prairie View A&M
  • Hugh Mingo – Louisiana-Monroe

B.I.A.H All-Name-Team Honorable Mention
  • Daquan Brickhouse – Central Connecticut State
  • Rakeem Buckles - Louisville
  • Junior Cadougan – Marquette
  • Robo Creps - Illinois-Chicago
  • Mick Hedgepeth - Belmont
  • Cart Kincade - Army
  • Dallas Lauderdale - Ohio State
  • Skylar McBee – Tennessee
  • Shabazz Napier – Uconn
  • Cephas Ogelsby – Towson
  • Bubu Palo - Iowa State
  • Casper Ware – Long Beach State


All-That's-Not-A-Real-Name First Team
  • Gertavian Blake – Jackson State
  • Savalance Townsend – Arkansas-Pine Bluff
  • Quintarious Hutchinson – Alabama A&M
  • Dundrecous Nelson – Ole Miss
  • Shaunvanta Ingram – Alcorn State

All-That's-Not-A-Real-Name Second Team
  • LaceDarius Dunn - Baylor
  • YonDarius Johnson – Grambling State
  • Pendarvis Williams – Norfolk State
  • Bryquis Perine – UW-Green Bay
  • Mardracus Wade - Arkansas

All-That's-Not-A-Real-Name Third Team
  • Alwayne Bigby – Northeastern
  • Dartave Ruffin – Drexel
  • Vertrail Vaughns – George Mason
  • Leventrics Grey – Jacksonville State
  • Jimmer Fredette – BYU

All-That's-Not-A-Real-Name Fourth Team
  • Falando Jones – Mississippi Valley State
  • Amaryus Fermin – Cal-Ploy
  • Junard Hartley - Campbell
  • Verkeneo Mann – Tennessee State
  • Lavoris Weathers – Arkansas-Pine Bluff

All-That's-Not-A-Real-Name Honorable Mention
  • Latreze Mushatt – Murray State
  • Kyheim Hall – St. Francis (PA)
  • Quinard Jackson – UNC-Ashville
  • Crandall Head – Illinois
  • Zavion Neely – Illinois-Chicago
  • Dytanya Johnson – NJIT
  • Kraidon Woods - Drake
  • Benzor Simmons - Tennessee-Martin
  • Alzee Williams - North Texas
  • Charvez Davis - Alabama


All-Alliteration First Team
  • Blondy Baruti - Tulsa
  • Holton Hunsaker - Utah Valley
  • Dustin Dibble – UMKC
  • Lekendric Longmire - Oregon
  • Steadman Short - Ole Miss

All-Alliteration Second Team
  • Davante Drinkard - Southern Illinois
  • Dodie Dunson - Bradley
  • Orin O'Bryant - Hampton
  • Hector Harold - Pepperdine
  • Rupert Rose - Grambling State

All-Alliteration Third Team Team
  • Johndre Jefferson - South Carolina
  • Preston Purifoy - UAB
  • Perry Petty - Texas Pan-Am
  • Paris Paramore - Central Michigan
  • Heath Houston - Virignia Commonwealth

All-Alliteration Fourth Team
  • Luke Loucks - Florida State
  • Chase Creekmur - Arizona State
  • Mikhail McLean - Houston
  • Preston Purifoy - UAB
  • Matt Milk - St. Francis (NY)
  • Coy Custer – Lamar


All-Apostrophe First Team
  • Sai'Quon Stone - Southern Mississippi
  • Jer'Vaughn Johnson - Cal-State Fullerton
  • De’Mon Brooks – Davidson
  • Pe’Shon Howard – Maryland
  • Ja’Rob McCallum – UW-Milwaukee

All-Apostrophe Second Team
  • La’Ryan Gary – Louisiana-Lafayette
  • J’Covan Brown – Texas
  • Du’Vuaghn Maxwell – High Point
  • D’Walyn Roberts – Texas Tech
  • A’uston Calhoun – Bowling Green

All-Apostrophe Third Team
  • D’Aundray Brown – Cleveland State
  • La’Shard Anderson – Boise State
  • J’Hared Hall – Loyola (MD)
  • Toure’ Murry – Wichita State
  • Tre’Von Willis – UNLV
  • De’Angelo Speech – CCSU


All-Misspelled-Name First Team
  • Chehales Tapscott – Portland State
  • Justan Banks – Alabama A&M
  • Stephawn Brown – Alabama State
  • Jazmonn Major – Jackson State
  • Raymoan McAfee – Bethune-Cookman

All-Mispelled Second Team
  • Tyreak Johnson – Howard
  • Kregg Jones – CS-Bakersfield
  • Julyan Stone – UTEP
  • Kamyron Brown – Nebraska
  • Markeys Deans – Central Connecticut State
  • Erique Gumbs - Towson


All-Prefix First Team
  • JerShon Cobb – Northwestern
  • LaShay Page – Southern Miss
  • LaBradford Franklin – San Diego State
  • DuShawn Brooks – Youngstown State
  • TeAllen Price – Texas Southern

All-Prefix Second Team
  • DaMetrius Upchurch – North Carolina A&T
  • JaMychal Green – Alabama
  • DeAntre Jefferson – Chattanooga
  • JohnTavious Rucker – Georgia Southern
  • LaMarcus Lowe – Detroit


All-It's-Too-Bad-he-Wasn't-A-Pro-Wrestler-Or-Pornstar First Team
  • Howard Hurt - East Carolina
  • Stargell Love – Baylor
  • Cadarian Raines – Virginia Tech
  • Carter McMasters – Liberty
  • Scott Wood – North Carolina State

All-It's-Too-Bad-he-Wasn't-A-Pro-Wrestler-Or-Pornstar Second Team
  • Genesis Maciel – Hartford
  • Rayne Hage – Fordham
  • Booker Hucks - Long Island
  • Storm Warren – LSU
  • Cor-J Cox – Mississippi Valley State
  • Raven Barber - Mount St. Mary's


All-His-Parents-Never-Gave-Him-A-Chance First Team
  • Isaac Butts – Appalachian State
  • Stephen Lumpkins – American
  • John Peckinpaugh – IPFW
  • Deverin Muff – Eastern Kentucky
  • Keith Shamburger – San Jose State

All-His-Parents-Never-Gave-Him-A-Chance Second Team
  • Kazadi Nyanquila – New Hampshire
  • Givon Crump - Fresno State
  • Dwight Tarwater – Cornell
  • Eric Rippletoe – Southern Utah
  • Finis Craddock – Central Michigan


All Last-Name-First-Name First Team
  • Cleveland Melvin – DePaul
  • Wakefield Ellison – East Carolina
  • Carrington Tankson – Southern Miss
  • Dockery Walker – Brown
  • Sterling Melville – Colgate


All Two-Last-Name-First-Name Second Team

  • Langston Galloway - St. Joseph's
  • Holden Mobely - Belmont
  • Ridge Graham - Stetson
  • Chalmers Rogers – USC-Update
  • Kerwin Dunham - Northern Iowa


All-Juan Team
  • Jawan Nelson – Texas A&M CC
  • Juwan Staten – Dayton
  • Ja'Juan Johnson - Purdue
  • Jauwan Scaife – Ball State
  • Jawaan Alston – Buffalo
  • Jewaun Long – Murray State


All-Amalgomated Team
  • JohnMark Ludwick – William & Mary
  • Markeith Cummings – Kennesaw State
  • Kieondre Arkwright – Texas-Pan-Am
  • Denderek Washington – Alabama State
  • Julysses Nobles – Arkansas


All-NBA Team
  • Tim Hardaway Jr. - Michigan
  • Juwan Howard Jr. - Western Michigan
  • Emeka Okafor Jr. - Western Illinois
  • Glenn Rice Jr. - Georgia Tech
  • Isaiah Thomas - Washington
  • Avery Johnson - San Fransisco



1 comment:

Anonymous said...

How does Markieff Morris not make this list?