Thursday Morning Dump

A Tiger Woods sextape w/o Tiger Woods....Isn't that just called porn?; NFL lineman helps a dozen ducklings in a bunker on hole #11; Just one of the many reasons why I should have attended state school; You can never have enough "green man"; A superbowl in New York City? Outside? In February? Yea, that'll work....; Miley Cyrus Lap-dance?

- Dana O'Neil dropping some offseason knowledge: why more tournament magic isn't necessarily out of the question for 2011

- The last thing tOSU needs in the off-season is this: Lighty refractures foot

- Louisville assistant coach linked to a con man that tried to rip off Kentucky Derby tickets

- A fantastic list of McDonald's All-Americans per college

- Transfer talk: North Carolina and Georgia Tech are vying for the services of 6-foot-9 Alabama transfer Justin Knox; Gary Parrish details Arnett Moultrie's recruiting situation

- NCAA Committee discusses options for 68-team bracket

- Three Final Four teams in the top-10 of the NCAA academic overachievers list

- Last season's attendance statistics are in; A look at the top-10; A slight dip in attendance; The highs and lows

- Seton Hall's Herb Pope expected to make full recovery

- Mike Miller briefly explains why a Final-Four run is worth millions

- Missouri would accept an invite from the Big Ten

- Andy Katz has high hopes for the Baylor Bears

- Coach K believes Kyrie Irving will transform Duke

After the jump, Reason #1 to always pay attention in the on deck circle, even at a beer-b-que

- New Colorado coach hires two assistants; Fran McCaffery gets an assistant; Seton Hall's newest assistant coach is also school's all-time leader in assists

- Tom Izzo goes broadway. No seriously, he likes to sing and dance.

- Georgetown assistant David Cox could be headed to Rutgers (Sidenote: I attended HS where the same David (Mr.) Cox resided as Dean of Students. No Joke. I can consult the yearbook if I have to.)

- Some good Big East banter courtesy of Gonzo Ball

- Why are we still wasting our time discussing Greg Paulus?

- Mascot News: Arkansas School for the Deaf chooses Def Leppard the leopard as school mascot (I would have gone with "Arkansas School for the Mos Def")

- I know I refuse to give you more than one link per week regarding women's hoops, but this is just too good to be true: Stanford guard dismissed after golf cart DUI

Ahh, the ol' dizzy-bat to the groin. This never get's old:



Cornell goes dancing: