Friday Morning Dump

- Funniest thing you will read all day. Second funniest

- And this was at Binghamton. Imagine what happens at bigger schools

- Tourney expansion: not that bad; horrific idea

- Pitino to the Nets is like a middle school dance...what?

- Can any teams get through their conference gauntlets unscathed?

- A SEC chalk-talk

- Interesting read on the most valuable coach, dollar-for-dollar. You'll never guess who it is. Seriously

- I might hate Syracuse, but those are some dope t-shirts

- Oh man, this is almost as bad as the "Natinals" fiasco

- Cardinal fans think Rick Pitino has another stalker

- A Georgia Tech professor predicts the NCAA Tournament field

- Luke Harangody injured his knee in last night's loss to Seton Hall, 90-87

- Your daily dose of tournament expansion talk

- A good read on the Syracuse basketball academic program

- A womens JuCo coach and player both got arrested after confrontation with referees

- The NCAA comes to a conclusion: Binghamton cheated

- Duke's Lance Thomas is doubtful for Saturday's game against Maryland

- I hope to god these aren't Syracuse's new warm-ups. Actually, these are

- Forget this year, Marquette fans are already thinking about 2010-2011

- An update on the controversial call from the UConn v. Syracuse game

- Mike DeCourcy has a really good idea

- So all this time Joe Lunardi has been getting his picks from a teenager in Maryland?

- Jeffery Jordan is learning not "to be like Mike"

- I know, I know. This has probably been said before. But still, Jordan Crawford is more than just "that dude who posterized LeBron James"

- I know, I know. This too has probably been said before. But still, The Big-10 is up for grabs

- Are you a struggling NYC-hoops program in need of a high-profile name for your next coach? How about Chris Mullen. Or better yet, Bill Wennington.

- Even Hoya fans are having a hard time believing that DC is the best college hoops town in the Big East

- Fran Fraschilla tries to simplify the nuances of the Syracuse zone

- Texas to the Big-10? Now that's just preposterous

The other Booker dunks on 7'1" Solomon Alabi